Die Hard 1
Goddamn classic
Die Hard 2
Slightly less classic
Die Hard 3 is better than Die Hard 4
Die Hard 5 -- don't want to Die Hard no more!

He's crashing cars
and shooting guns
if I knew what was happening maybe this would be fun

As for the plot
this won't take long
we put more thought into this song (and that's not saying much)

Directed by John Moore
Don't think he's ever seen a Die Hard movie before

It's a Good Day
to Die Hard
Don't even see if you're paying with a gift card
John McClane used to be the coolest dude
stop playing John McClane, Bruce Willis just go play the blues

It's a Good Day
to Die Hard
it was directed by a retard
but I'm sure it's gonna make bank overseas
so brace yourself they're not done making these