The FuMP

Lyrics

Doctor Robert!

Thinking of augmentation?
Doctor Robert!
Rated tops in the nation!
Doctor Robert!

Doctor Robert….

Be a new and better ma'am!
With your new set of cans!
If you want your chest enhanced, call:
Doctor Robert!

If you sag he’ll lift you up!
Doctor Robert!
Make the call and increase your cup!
Doctor Robert!

Doctor Robert….

He's the man who never leaves,
Ghastly scars or unsightly seams!
He has special financing…
Doctor Robert!

Other offers you may find...
Doctor Bob will match them….
Doctor Robert!

My friend worked on the Baywatch set.
Doctor Robert!
He’s built most of the Penthouse Pets!
Doctor Robert!

Doctor Robert….

Build a new and better ma’am!
With a new set of cans!
He’ll enhance your mamm’ry glands!!
Doc Robert!

Well, well, well you’re looking fine!
Well, well, well he’s made you…
Doctor Robert!

Thinking of augmentation?
Doctor Robert!
Rated tops in the nation!
Doctor Robert!

Doctor Robert!

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