Uh oh....here it comes again...
The song nobody wants to hear.

I was working on this song and it was almost done
When my neighbor called me on the phone
He said that it made him want to puke his guts
And this was exactly what he said: 

Two...Three...Four...

I don't wanna hear you sing this song
Except for the part where you yawn
And except for the part where you punch that pig
And except for the part where you scream

I was singing this song for an audience
When a heckler got up in my face
About how terrible my music was
And this was exactly what he said:

Two...Three...Four...

I don't wanna hear you sing this song
Except for the part where you whee
And except for the part where you slap that cat
And except for the part where you belch

It's funny how the people only
Want to hear the parts that have the sound effects
'Cause if I didn't have those parts
They wouldn't want to hear this song at all!

They were playing this song on the internet
When the listeners began to groan and hiss
And then they all began to interrupt the stream
And type in the channel stuff like this:

Two...Three...Four...

We don't wanna hear you sing this song
Except for the part where you fart
And except for the part where you shoot that dog
And except for the part where it ends.