Christmas time is almost here
Time for love and time for cheer
Fancy toys for girls and boys
A roaring fire and and angel's voice

Everyone feels so alive
But not so much that homeless guy
Those refugees will probably die
Fuck em all lets get drunk

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Let's get a few hookers
And some gak to snort
Cause nothing says Christmas
Like a great big genital wart

I buy you things I know you'll like
You open them, and start to cry
You really wanted diamond earrings
Fuck this shit, where'd I put the eggnog?

Luckily your mom is hot
It's just too bad she's such a twat
Just kidding now I like your mom
Tell her I need new socks

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Lets kill a few hookers.. err..
I mean sing a few songs
You can carve the roast beast
While I'll try to bang your mom, even though she's a twat

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Christmas time is almost here
Time for love and time for cheer
Fancy toys for girls and boys
A roaring fire and and angel's voice

Santa Claus is almost here
Wait for him and his reindeer
Kill them all and eat their hearts
Goes real nice with Eggnog