My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
It used to hold a charge so long
But it don't no more, and that's so wrong
My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
The ladies liked the way my razor held a charge before
The ladies liked the way my razor held a charge before
It held a charge for a year and a day
At least that's what the ladies say
But my electric razor don't hold a charge no more
I'm not stupid -- you think the razor is a metaphor
I'm not stupid -- you think the razor is a metaphor
Well, what you say is pure conjecture
Don't make me give you another lecture
My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
I have sworn affidavits from the ladies that I'm actually speaking about my razor not holding a charge no more
I have sworn affidavits from the ladies that I'm actually speaking about my razor not holding a charge no more
If you don't believe them, well, I say, fine
Take it up with the law firm of Owens and Kline
My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
If I were talking about something else don't you think I could have come up with a better metaphor than a razor not holding a charge no more?
If I were talking about something else don't you think I could have come up with a better metaphor than a razor not holding a charge no more?
So many other things I could have used instead
So I'll say it till my face is red
My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
The electric razor industry can get away with shoddy craftsmanship because you can't sing about their products without people thinking you're singing about something else no more
The electric razor industry can get away with shoddy craftsmanship because you can't sing about their products without people thinking you're singing about something else no more
They get away with lies and deceit
And wouldn't let me return it though I kept the receipt
My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
By listening to this song, you, the listener, implicitly agree that the singer is speaking about his razor and any inference that he is speaking about something else will be considered defamation of character and libelous in a court of law.
By listening to this song, you, the listener, implicitly agree that the singer is speaking about his razor and any inference that he is speaking about something else will be considered defamation of character and libelous in a court of law.
That's from the firm of Owens and Kline
They suggested that I add that line
My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
And if I happen to be singin' about something else
I'm gonna keep that info to myself
My electric razor don't hold a charge no more
