The FuMP

Lyrics

Man, November 5th needs to get here soon
I'm gonna have a stroke

Everybody's talkin about
Leftism, rightism, socialism, communism,
Christian nationalism
And CRT, DEI, incels who love 45
And the high price of eggs,
And the de-humanizing lie that immigrants are
eating cats and dogs in Ohio...

All we are saying
come on!
is f*** Trump and Vance
I'll take the prosecuter over the felon!
All we are saying
what's the matter with you guys?
is f*** Trump and Vance
yeah, peaceful transfer of power...
peaceful like a couple of hurricanes

everybody's talkin bout
pandering, meandering, lotsa gerrymandering,
aryans, authoritarians, swastika barbarians
love putin, air pollutin, freaking daily school shootins
and getting revenge on anyone who's ever said
a mean thing about 45, and making sure we
never have to vote again, just like in North
Korea

all we are saying
you're in a cult!
is f*** Trump and Vance
A career criminal, grab em by the p****
all we are saying
He tried to have his own vice-president killed
is f*** Trump and Vance
um, I was told there would be no fact-checking

all we are saying
Look Ma, I’m making French fries!
is f*** Trump and Vance
Bodily autonomy? Ha ha ha ha
all we are saying
He's the father of IVF!
is

I've got grifters on my democracy

Oh, and f*** Trump and f*** Vance

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