Here's a song that I posted in the FuMP Sideshow 4 years ago. It's been re-tooled, and it could hardly be more timely, what with the recent release of Episode 7 of Star Wars.

Everyone loves little R2D2. He's cute, and he beeps in cute ways, and he's just the most adorable robot since Marvin.

Except me. I hate R2D2. And you should too. Here's why.

Parody of "Kyle, Are You Ian?" as recorded by Scooter Picnic
Music: Ian Bonds and Kyle Carrozza
Words: SG
Instruments: Kyle Carrozza, Ian Bonds, Ross Bagdasarian, and ShoEboX of Worm Quartet
Vocals: SG and R2D2