Long ago in high school,
I Was a scrawny whiner
Then I went to college and
Gained the freshmen fifteen
I need a whole new wardrobe
That's big enough to fit me
But shows my friends that I'm still
Just an angsty teen
I need my fat kid emo pants
Duh doo doo doo doo
Black and wide covered in chains
Duh doo doo doo
I need my fat kid emo pants
They weigh me down 'til I can't dance
In my fat kid emo pants
I'm so mad at my girlfriend
She won't loan me her makeup
This is such a betrayal
I think I'm gonna die
She says I'm an adult now
And I should just buy my own
But she doesn't understand
The things I feel inside
I need my fat kid emo pants
Duh doo doo doo doo
Black and wide covered in chains
Duh doo doo doo
I need my fat kid emo pants
I am just way too punk to dance
In my fat kid emo pants
Every night, I cut myself to sleep
'cause you're not there
It's too late, I have outgrown you
And you don't care
I need my fat kid emo pants
Duh doo doo doo doo
Black and wide covered in chains
Duh doo doo doo
I need my fat kid emo pants
Here and now I take my stance
In my fat kid emo pants
The FuMP
2023-01-17
Remember that time Machine Gun Kelly was so embarrassed about the gross things he said about Eminem's teenage daughter that he had to jump start a pop punk revival just so that he would have other creepy, groomer musicians to hang out with?
Regdar and the Fighters remembers. So we revived a song we wrote during the first wave of pop punk about getting kinda fat after going off to college. After once again getting kinda fat during the Covid-19 pandemic, we knew it was time to revive and revise this song. Now it has all the hallmarks of a modern Travis Barker production: fake studio banter! aggressive, aggressive auto-tuning! Midwest-emo-but-not-as-good-guitar lines! condescending lyrics about vaguely-remembered teenage years!
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