I was gettin’ ready for bed
Had my pj’s on
(My pj’s on)
By pj’s I mean my thong
My comf-comfortable thong
(comfortable thong)

As I stood by my bed I thought wait!
Something’s wrong
(Something’s wrong)

You know the feeling when there’s something you’re forgettin’
Some off-settin’
Something upsettin’ now
Was it on your to-do list? 
Oohh
You forgot to jerk it

Or was it something that’s just so automatic
Something emphatic
Something that makes you ecstatic
Ohh you forgot to jerk it
Ahhh

I retrace my steps of the day
Was I in dismay…or was it a grey day? 
The book tells, tells me it’s wrong
Says the devil’s a waitin’
Devil will wait on
Guess I’ll deal when it comes
For now it’s too much fun
Too much fun

You know the feeling when there’s something you’re forgettin’
Some off-settin’
Something upsettin’ now
Was it on your to-do list? 
Oohh
You forgot to jerk it

Or was it something that’s just so automatic
Something emphatic
Something that makes you ecstatic
Ohh you forgot to jerk it

Ohh, when the day is long
When the pressure’s on
Don’t you…forget about your johnson


You know the feeling when there’s something you’re forgettin’
Some off-settin’
Something upsettin’ now
Was it on your to-do list? 
Oohh
You forgot to jerk it

Or was it something that’s just so automatic
Something emphatic
Something that makes you ecstatic
Ohh you forgot to jerk it
Ahhh

repeat