People don't get me I'm a gay rapper in the straight rapper scene
Please don't ever call me a thug I much prefer the gangster queen
All these rappers they just don't get it
When I see a hot girl I don't want to hit it
When I'm walking down the street shooting a hater with my Glock
You might just catch me thinking about the length of his
Walk with me down this tragic hall
I'm the most outcast rapper of all
All these gangsters don't understand me
'Cause when they're sipping on patron I sip a Daiquiri
And just because I drive a pink hybrid
Shouldn't mean that I got less street-cred
I always thought hustlers were wild and free
So why is it that I'm the only gay MC?

I'm a gay MC look at me
I spit these lyrics flawlessly
I'm a gay MC don't make a fuss
You all know that I'm fabulous
I'm a gay MC you know it's true
I can dance way better than you
I'm a gay MC what's the deal?
Hey, nice muscles man can I feel?

All the drug lords have it out for me
Since I asked for herbs but what I really meant was herbal tea
And all the gangsters really hate me so
Because I took them to the Ellen DeGeneres show
And all the other thugs have chrome and rims and chains
But I roll with gold and sapphire earrings
It's clear to me they don't think that I belong
Don't like my saggy pants mixed with my man thong
And I think Ludacris still really wants to sue me
'Cause he took one more drink then wanted to do me
I don't know why these rappers are afraid
It's not like I'm preventing them from getting laid
I think I know the straw that may have broke the camel's back
It's not because I'm gay it's because I'm not black
Yeah, totally racist

I'm a gay MC look at me
I spit these lyrics flawlessly
I'm a gay MC don't make a fuss
You all know that I'm fabulous
I'm a gay MC you know it's true
I can dance way better than you
I'm a gay MC get over it
You don't wanna see me throw a hissy fit