ever since I was a little boy I never missed the grammys
but despite writing tons of songs it seems they still won't have me
To get nominated I would do anything and I mean anything
annd this year for the very first time I've got a good feeling
that this is gonna be my year

If nominated I'll promise to respect the other artist
and not do something rash like take a crap on the red carpet
and if I lose I promise not to bum rush the stage
strip off my clothes or cause a scene or punch neil portnow in the face
cause this is gonna be my year

I swear I won't call robin thicke mike seaver
This Is Gonna Be My Year
& offer more meth to Justin Bieber
This Is Gonna Be My Year
promise not to point out Gaga's erection
This Is Gonna Be My Year
or think of looking in Kanye's direction
This Is Gonna Be My Year
call Macklemore a neutered eminem
This Is Gonna Be My Year
I won