"Harry Potter" parody of "Buddy Holly" performed by Weezer New lyrics by Ian Bonds What's with these muggles I'm livin' with? Kickin' me 'round for sport? What did I ever do to these guys? It's not like I'm Voldemort. Woo-hoo, but here at Hogwarts. Woo-hoo, I'm the magic boy. Woo-hoo, just not to Malfoy. [chorus] Woo-ee-oo, Well my name is Harry Potter. Oh-oh, and I am the Chosen One. But then again, Nevelle also could have been one. I don't care 'bout that. Ginny, don't you fear, I'm always near. You know where my wand is hung. I know what gets you all Slitherin. I'll slip you some Parcel Tongue. Woo-hoo, And while school is in Woo-hoo, How can class begin? Woo-hoo, Cause Some one always dies [chorus] Woo-ee-oo, Well my name is Harry Potter. Oh-oh, and I'm here to rock your world. I don't care that the Darklord's here to kill me. It's cause I am the man. Kiss my Azkaban. Pop! Pop! It's how we Aperate, It makes some sick, but not me, I'm great Hope I don't spoil this for you But it turns out I'm a Horcrux too. I'm so cool and I'm so slick I've been impersonated by a chick Nymphadora, Nymphadora, Nymphadora Tonks Has Polyjuice potion that they drunk! Oh-oh-oh! You Can Death-Eat Me! (x2) [chorus] Woo-ee-oo, Well my name is Harry Potter Oh-oh, and I'm the box office king Other movies take me on, but with this curse they'll all be gone. Avada Kedavra(x3)