Have you kicked an Emo kid's ass today?
Have you kicked an Emo kid's ass?
You can spot them by their bad haircuts
Outside of the drama class

Have you kicked an Emo kid's ass today?
Have you kicked an Emo kid's ass?
It's hard for them to run away
Because they're wearing their sister's pants

They're already emotionally crippled so why not physically as well?
Give them their darkest secret wish and send them to an agonizing hell

Have you kicked an Emo kid's ass today?
Have you kicked an Emo kid's ass?
They're the ones writing teary-eyed poetry
In the quad out on the grass

Have you kicked an Emo kid's ass today?
Have you kicked an Emo kid's ass?
Their crappy taste in music makes me
Unable to find a rhyme for this line

You see their pictures up on myspace, trying to be the most sad
But all they need is a good ass-kicking and then a hug from their dad

Have you kicked an Emo kid's ass today?
Have you kicked an Emo kid's ass?
Just do it today
For the U S of A
And kick that emo kid's ass