Salt Lake City has a couple of popular piano bars. [Salt Lake. Bars. Really.] On a night out with friends at one of them, Spaff was challenged to come up with a song parody that would suit the singalong piano-bar atmosphere. The result is this spoof of the Beach Boys' "Help Me, Rhonda." We'll let you know if it catches on.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: All vocals, music, and production