FAN: Hey Marvel, where’s that strip; that next issue? Marvel, I cannot wait for your next movie. Marvel, we know the Avengers are in some trouble… (REWIND) Fury, Fury, we know you’re in a hurry To form a team to protect us from invasion Meet Tony, and with his father’s money, He’s made an iron suit that can cover his body. Fury, Fury, your mind is in a flurry. You’ve thawed out the man who is the symbol of the nation. He’s ho-hummy, because he lost his honey And let’s not start about what happened to his Bucky. FURY: I’ve got a super villain style and a secret Nazi crew, But everyone I ‘cruit, I know will pull through. I’ve got a little bit of old and a bigger bit of new; A super freak show. When the villains step to We keep the peace! (oh!) When I “died” the team only increased (oh!) Gods, assassins, and scientists. I keep my secrets close just like my eye piece. (Last one I trusted, my eye got busted) TONY: Now I go by Tony Stark. I’m at home in my tower. I’m stayin’ up for hours, not taking showers, Keep myself alive with arc reactor power. (To few) I’m just a man. (On the news) I’m Iron Man. Gonna pass the stand to El Capitan. STEVE: Wanna be cool? Follow the rules. FAN: Hey Marvel, that one shot was really cool. Marvel, I can’t believe they were all Nazis. Marvel, those infinity stones are causing lots of drama. Who’s up for some shawarma? What’s that now? Marvel, Ultron’s voice is silky smooth. Marvel, I love every cameo of Stan Lee’s. Marvel! LOKI: When you’re in front of Loki, you will gravel! TONY: We have a Hulk. (WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM!) THOR: Please forgive my brother, he won’t be a bother. Sent him to our father’s, to be caged like the others Til the dark elves arrived and they killed our mother Then we both made up; found out together We had a sis! (no!) Who then died when the planet blew to bits! (no!) Don’t want to drink lager. Just wanna drink this! (I’ll have another) Then I’ve a new matter More madder than Banner My sister broke my hammer. STAR LORD & GAMORA: Now y’all know, who we are: Last name Lord, first name Star. Jump start your hearts when the action starts. Music’s blastin’ loud on the badass parts! CAPTAIN AMERICA (Language!) GAMORA: Now we be ready. Guardians of-! STAR LORD: The Galaxy! STAR LORD/ROCKET/GROOT (together): Quill/Rocket at the lead-! Oh, you’re kidding me!/I am Groot! DRAX: You can’t see me. STAR LORD: You’re moving slightly! FAN: Hey Marvel, nothing’s as cute as baby Groot! Marvel, but what happened to Hawkeye’s family? Marvel, will Aunt May and Happy end up as a couple? (Nawww, nawww) Shuri, Shuri, T’challa’s in a worry. Is the world ready for Wakanda integration? Heal Bucky, with any kind of luck he Will make it up to Tony for killing his family. The time is nigh, the game is set. Doctor Strange has seen all of it And he’s sure that the whole team will be there… Til Infinity (SNAP). X 5 T’CHALLA: Black Panther ouuuuuut… THANOS: You should have aimed for the head! CAPTAIN MARVEL: You are all in luck, cuz it’s my time to sing! I’m Captain Marvel and I’ve been waiting Off in the wings! Still I hear things: Whining and crying From those who think it’s perfect timing To have a woman swoop in; white armor shining. I’m there at the start where Fury begins And I’ll be here standing when this story ends! FAN: Hey Marvel, it’s been ten years we’ve spent with you! Marvel, thank you so much for this epic journey! Marvel, but now half of the universe has turned to rubble! Avengers Assemble! Come on, now! Marvel, April 26th can’t come too soon! Marvel, what will happen, we’ll have to wait and see! Marvel, we want Aunt May and Happy as a couple! PETER: Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good... T'CHALLA: Wakanda forever.