Hey. Look over there. Your underwear. It's on the flagpole.

I want you to know I got some angst for you.
I'm a super tough motha' and that isn't true.
I'm marching through these halls like I own the place.
And I hope the bigger kids don't rearrange my face.

I'm the guy that he picks on and you must understand
that I'm very sensitive so I'll start a band.
Then the ladies will all know that I'm super deep
And that everyone else isn't 'cause you all are sheep

Hey. What is that noise? I hear a voice inside that locker.

I'm a football player and I sing with the choir.
I'm a walking Glee reference and you're raising my ire.
I'm an individual, not a guy on TV.
And it's super important that you understand me.

People find me unnerving 'cause I've got a lazy eye.
But the big guys won't touch me, so I use it to survive.
The girls are so shallow and it totally hurts.
But they can't tell when I stare at them in their tight shirts.
(they can't tell when I stare at them in their tight shirts.)

High school makes everyone uncomfortable.
High school makes everyone uncomfortable.
Every move that I make gets me trouble.
High school makes everyone uncomfortable.

I've got a crush on Bobby and Gretchen as well.
And I've heard on good authority I'm going to hell.
If I could undo the feelings I'd approve that spell.
It'll take 10 more years for me to break from my shell. Okeh?

I'm mister law and order and I'm only 15.
You'd best capiche comprende if you know what I mean.
You'd better all respect my authority
Guaranteed I'm never gonna catch an STD
(Unless by divine intervention)

High school makes everyone uncomfortable.
High school makes everyone uncomfortable.
Every move that I make gets me trouble.
High school makes everyone uncomfortable.

Hey. Look over here. Why can't I get a little attention?