Home Wrecking Bitch My best friend was though thick and thin Until the day I busted her plan I came home from work early one day And caught her going down on my man Well I screamed at my guy and I looked him in the eye And I told him that he had to go Then I got up in that face of that home-wrecking bitch And said, “Bad dog, no, no, no!” Chorus: Bad dog, no, no, no You screwed the pooch, and you gotta go I shoulda known the collar Would make a man holler Bad dog, no, no, no I’d taught that bitch to sit and I cleaned up her shit But felt stupid that I never knew That those pet store balls were going unused And I was buying peanut butter for two Well, I felt so betrayed, ‘cause I couldn’t get laid While my dog had stolen my guy I knew he’d kept some jelly next to our bed But I always thought it was KY (Chorus) Bridge: What good does it do to be pretty When you can’t compete with eight titties… (solo) I should have seen that this day would come When he said he liked it doggy style That zoophile took off with my dog and my truck Ain’t no way we’re gonna reconcile Now I’m on my way home with a brand-new pet And I don’t even care that my man lied In the end I’m the victor with a boa constrictor That snake has got me satisfied