That's right -- we've taken your favorite [well, our favorite] Tiger Woods song and improved it! Did you like it before? Try it now -- it's all new!

What? We have a sports/sex/auto-accident scandal to write songs about? Involving the richest athlete on the planet? WOW!

Spaff asked for a bit of music to go with his swell lyrics... so Tom Smith and I jumped in to help, and with the vocal stylings of our friendly neighborhood Mystery Woman, it came to life.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Unidentified Alleged Mistress #27: Vocals
Tom Smith: Announcing, marital counseling, grrreatness
Steve Goodie: Lyrics, vocals, announcing, all instruments and production