If you're unfamiliar with "I Kissed a Girl" by Christian-singer-turned-pop-tart Katy Perry, turn on a radio. Any radio. It's #1 on, like, every chart. Lyricist Spaff was taking a dip in a friend's pool when he was challenged to parody the song. And the rest, as they say, is a piss story.

Unlike most Robert Lund stuff, here Robert contributed only the vocals. The phenomenal Project Sisyphus did everything else - music, production, mixing, catering, etc. So watch out; together we - like Katy Perry - are TOTALLY GOING NUMBER ONE!

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