It's been a YEAR - and for some, that's not near long enough - since the FuMP last had a Seamonkey song disgrace its hallowed webpage, and so I offer you this parody of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" to speak of how I really feel about relating to women!
More of a way to get away from the 60's rock of my side-project, The Boobles - coming real soon! - this is all me playing with myself and my synths and getting to sort of sing like Cher!
Just check out the following review:

"Seamonkey's newest song breaks no new ground, is an over-produced piece of senseless sexual drivel, and belongs with the rest of the juvenile crap he pawns off as comedy music!" ~ Seamonkey, August 2010

I couldn't have said it better myself! Wait, I just did. Goodbye, 2010 Parsec Award....

All music and vocals: Seamonkey and his computer
FuMP FACTOID: Seamonkey fried out a keyboard creating this song!