It's daylight savings time, that time of year when I'm
Chronically late for work, which annoys that stupid jerk
My manager I mean, down at the Dairy Queen
Oh how he does berate, me when I come in late
He likes to yell and scream, “There's no 'I' in team
I need punctual employees, to make stupid frozen treats”
Oh I'm so sorry sir, I'll go work the register
But he says “you're late so you, go clean the ladies' room”
So I'm scrubbing toilets now, cursing because somehow
This 23-hour day, got longer anyway
What dumb-ass thought of this, arbitrarily changing what time it is
It's only payback y'all, for the extra hour last fall
It will not save you time, won't get you more sunshine
Just makes us surlier, from getting up earlier
So when you're at DQ, waiting in the drive-thru
Don't expect a faster crew, to f***ing wait on you
The FuMP
2017-03-14
Artist
Steve Goodie
Here's another dumb song, pulled from my butt at the last second.
And it changes keys three times! Enjoy!
Music: whoever wrote Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay,
which was later stolen for the Howdy Doody show
Lyrics: SG
Guitar, bass, drums, vocal, arrangement, production: SG
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