Alright Dungeon Crawl Earth fans… Gentlebeings of all species… You know what time it is… It’s Donut Time!
Who is the prettiest princess, she’s the best, shun the rest? Baby it’s Donut!
Who is the dungeon’s best Persian breed, pedigreed, guaranteed? Baby it’s Donut!
She’s a Former Child Actor, and an Artist alley mogul, a Football hooligan
Legendary diva and a Viper queen, Master Telephone Psychic and a Glass Cannon
Who is the prettiest princess, she’s the best, shun the rest? Baby it’s Donut!
Who is the dungeon’s best Persian breed, pedigreed, guaranteed? Baby it’s Donut!
She’s the prima donna of the Penis Parade in the Crown of the Sepsis Whore
Be you Princess Posse or a Donut Hole, you come screaming back for more,
Who is the prettiest princess, she’s the best, shun the rest? Baby it’s Donut!
Who is the dungeon’s best Persian breed, pedigreed, guaranteed? Baby it’s Donut!
It’s Grand Champion, Breed Winner Regional, National Winner, Best in Dungeon Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk!