Verse 1: Kyle: Hey there, sport. Where do you think you’re going? Were you going through your day and your life not knowing that you have an obligation and a duty and a job? And that job, ya slob, is to notice the frog. Yeah, ya heard me, sport. I said frog. The little green guys who sit on the logs. You go right past them when you go on a jog. They’re all-important while you’re just a cog. Sorry, ignore that part, I’ve said too much. Uh, The point is, friend that you mustn’t lose touch. With the ribbiting, roguish, throat sac sensations that keep a fine handle on the fly population. The only thing I need you to do Is to keep an eye out, looking down at your shoes. Every minute or perhaps every second will do. It’s frog noticing time, my dude. Chorus: It’s frog noticing time! Notice the frog! No, notice the frog! It’s frog noticing time! It’s your only job to do. It’s frog noticing time! Notice the frog! No, notice the frog! It’s frog noticing time! Before it notices you. Verse 2: Ian: Remember the original TMNT? The toon based on that toy property? That itself was based on a comic (Now, stick with me here, I’m staying on topic) The show, you see, had amphibious foes Trained by Shredder, and it is those Particular leaping guys I now mention That, for this verse, crave all your attention. I’m speaking, of course, about the Punk Frogs! Taken from Florida’s swampiest bogs These riotous ribbiters were the analog To our hero Turtles and their dialogue. Of Turtles there’s four, so the Frogs matched the score No less and no more so I went to the store But to have the whole team as figures was hopeless ‘Cause they only made two of the frogs, did you notice? Chorus: It’s frog noticing time! Notice the frog! No, notice the frog! It’s frog noticing time! It’s your only job to do. It’s frog noticing time! Notice the frog! No, notice the frog! It’s frog noticing time! Before it notices you. Bridge: K: I know there’s a toad. Don’t show me the toad. I know, bro. No, don’t show me the toad. I don’t care if its mocha toad a la mode. I just care about the frog, don’t show me a toad. I: Is that an Iguana? No, I don’t wanna notice that’s not an amphibian on ya Iguanas don’t wanna share your lasagna Besides that’s a reptile, inside of that sauna Chorus: It’s frog noticing time! Notice the frog! No, notice the frog! It’s frog noticing time! It’s your only job to do. It’s frog noticing time! Notice the frog! No, notice the frog! It’s frog noticing time! Before it notices you. Chorus: It’s frog noticing time! Notice the frog! No, notice the frog! It’s frog noticing time! Obey their every order! It’s frog noticing time! Notice the frog! No, notice the frog! It’s frog noticing time! Like giving them a quarter. K: DO IT!! I: Give it your change.