It's Raining Men from the sky It's Human Precipitation You'd better watch your head 'Cause here comes Ned. He's quite well-read, Duck and cover, or be dead. Umbrellas won't save you from the guys that are droppin' They're falling quite rapidly so you'd better get hoppin' The men from the sky are showin' no signs of stoppin' They're coming down thicker than hot fudge toppin'. There's great big dudes fallin' from the sky Almost got his bald spot in my eye Kinda makes you wanna cry, I'll tell you the reason why, I hate seeing eligible bachelors die. You better watch out ladies, They're gonna land on your Mercedes. Here's comes Dan He's gonna smash your minivan (Chorus x2) Just when you think they're gone Then here comes John He's falling on your lawn He ain't got nothing on Big burly bros from the construction site It's getting kinda dark 'cause they're blocking all the light Why is all this happening, it just ain't right, There's dude pizza everywhere, don't order out tonight The smell's a nasty mixture of blood and cologne, I've never seen so much testosterone, Lots of mangled bodies, flesh and bone, There's one guy impaled on a traffic cone. You better watch out, G He's fallin' on your SUV Here comes Jack, He'll crush your Cadillac Go dead guy! Go dead guy! Go! Go! Go dead guy!