I've Never Played FF7 Parody of "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz (Ben Haggerty, Ryan S. Lewis) New lyrics by Ian Bonds [Hook:] I'm gonna lose some cred I've never played Final Fantasy 7 I - I - I know, all the fanboys go "This game's freaking awesome!" [Verse 1:] Now, the guy on the box is like "What up? I got a big sword" It's what all my friends brought home from the game store This was the game of my college generation Nintendo fans were like, "Damn, only on PlayStation" Guy sittin' next to me, said he's played it for 8 weeks Hasn't even beat it yet, says he's fin'ly on disc three Looks like he hasn't slept, but he's hypin' the game to me But sounds like it's hella long, don't have the time for an RPG (Shhhhhhh) But heck, won't tell that to my friends! 'Bout to borrow it, play through it, but someone else already rented it The truth that I'm facin' is I don't have a PlayStation yet Problem solved that holiday, I got one for a Christmas gift But got no copy of the game, 'cause Santa didn't bring me it I'ma borrow from my friends, does someone have one they can lend? No for real - ask your cousin - cause I don't have the cash to spend (Thank you) Says he can loan me it, but he's missing disc two What the heck is up with that? Won't be able to play through I saw a used copy, I bought a used copy Returned it before I played, 'cause with money I was sloppy Had it, had it, in my hands I grabbed it I was gonna play that game, and that was how I planned it I was real excited to but then this guy ruined it He told me how Aeris dies "Aw, he spoiled the best bit" [Hook x2] [Verse 2:] What you knowin' about the movie Advent Children? What you knowin' about the shooter staring Vincent? I watched it, I played it, I'm not even kidding I did the tie-ins without originals for reference Thank the gamers for donating all their button -mashing 'Cause right now I still have never played it I'm at the Gamestop, I can't find it in the (used games) It's not, It's not here, I
The FuMP
2014-11-11
Artist
Insane Ian
So, I have a confession to make. As many games that I've played, as many RPGs I've poured hour upon hour in to, I've never played what many to consider to be one of the best RPG video games, Final Fantasy VII.
Therefore this song is, in essence, a true story.
To this day, I still have yet to play the game. I have played at least a few games in the Final Fantasy series, but since the games aren't really connected other than title, that doesn't really count. Or...do they? You'll have to listen to the song to find out what I mean. The song itself is a parody of "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz.
This song is of course from my brand-new third studio album, "Internet Famous", available digitally now, with the limited physical edition coming next month.
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