This administration is causing consternation
Doin’ damage for which there’s no panacea
Trump’s advisors and his cronies are idiotic phonies,
Oh, I’ve seen smarter cabinets at Ikea

None of ‘em know what they’re doin’, as they attempt to ruin
Our country’s democratic idea
Though they might make me and you curse, at least they’re too dumb to do worse
Yeah, I’ve seen smarter cabinets at Ikea

Incompetence it turns out is a feature, not a bug
I can’t keep track of all the stupid stuff they do
Some Republicans are starting to complain to which I shrug
These idiots were all confirmed by you!

So let’s all fight back like hell, using words that they can’t spell
While they’re spewin’ lies like verbal diarrhea
Pretty soon thanks to these weasles we’ll all be pregnant broke & have measles
Oy, I’ve seen smarter cabinets at Ikea

They’re closing programs, firing workers, with unseemly haste
Their disdain for expertise could not be clearer
But if they’re really serious about cutting fraud & waste
They oughta start by looking in the mirror

Turns out it’s not smart to choose folks from seein’ ‘em on Fox News
Like you’re shopping at some right wing galleria
When you hire folks cause they suck up You know they’re gonna f*@!-up,
But if they praise Trump like we’re in North Korea
He’ll adore them like Pygmalion’s Galatea
Oy, I’ve seen smarter cabinets at Ikea