Found some work that sounds a little scary
Embalming all the bodies at the county mortuary
My love station is one of masturbation
It's the price you gotta pay with a creepy occupation!
Out with a lady and she asks me what job I do
It never fails that once I tell her the date is through...
Potential coitus, life cut short is
Lyin' on the slab in a state of rigor mortis
She's a goner, brought her in this mornin