The FuMP

Lyrics

Jingle Bell Rock is a terrible song
You might think it's nice, but then you'd be wrong
It's cloying, annoying, I wish it would stop
Mainly because it DOES NOT ROCK!

I don't mind Christmas-time, it's pretty fun
And I especially love gridlock
So I'm here to mock a song that says it rocks but it does not rock
I hate Jingle Bell, I'd rather hear The First Noel
Than freaking Jingle Bell Rock

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