Hey lady sitting on the train breastfeeding - that's so cool, but your son looks like he's five or six and shouldn't he be in school? Hey other lady next to her, you pay attention to details but the subway's not the place to sit and clip your fingernails Because the pieces of you are landing on me and her son has teeth and I just don't agree... Call me Judge Judy or Judge Joe Brown I'm the judgiest judger in this here town and while i know it's detrimental I can't help but be judgmental I am judging you. because you're wrong. Yes, I am judging you. Hey hippie vegan, you hug that tree and eat that local food but your patchouli smells like armpits. We're on a plane, and it's just rude Hey person in the exit row I know you need a nap, but you've got legroom and you're reclining. Your hair is in my lap Couldja take up more space, do you suppose? Could she wear a scent less like B.O., more like a rose? Call me Judge Wapner from the People's Court I'd have a gold medal if judging were a sport. It isn't accidental I can't help but be judgmental I am judging you. 'cause you're an ass. Yes, I am judging you. I know that I'm not perfect I'm the first to admit that I never change my diet but I complain I'm getting fat And I'll say that I'm a neat freak But I hire someone else to clean Go ahead and be judgmental we'll just call you stupid and mean... behind your back... you're a whore on crack. Call us Judge Reinhold (Hey- what happened to him?) We'll judge you in the park, and in the pool, and at the gym Don't get temperamental We can't help but be judgmental We are judging you 'cause you're not us. We are judging you because we can. You're wearing mesh. It isn't good. And so we're judging you. I am judging you because you