He sits by the phone waiting for that special call
He watches the trailer again. Oh, look, a rolling droid ball
And who is this John Boyega? He's mysterious as Boba Fett
But this ain't 1983 no more, the black quota has been met
Lando, everyone's back except
Lando, how could J.J. forget
Lando Calrissian
Well, Luke Skywalker's returning with a nasty ugly beard
And it's making angry Lando say things like "what the f@#k do we have here?"
Princess Leia's back, hopefully covered up, won't be dressed as Jabba's slave
And Han Solo won't leave the golf course, that's where he parked his plane
Lando, as sure as Taun Tauns stink
Lando, abused more than Jar Jar Binks
Lando Calrissian
He's still cooler than a Wompa and rocks harder than Figrin D'an
And you better remember he's not a system, he's the man
What's his name?
Lando, why all the hate for our
Lando, the star of Episode Eight
Lando, keep a new hope alive
Lando, and pass the Colt 45
The FuMP
2015-04-21
Artist
Raymond and Scum
Title
Lando (Episode VII)
We've been anxiously waiting for "Star Wars Episode VII" to come along...but no one has been waiting as long and hard as Billy Dee Williams.
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