The FuMP

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This goes out to Carrie Fisher
Who was returning to the screen
She got some acclaim
But also body shame
And some of those comments were so mean

Leia, you still look fine to me
Leia, in IMAX and 3D
Leia, don't you bother with the little trolls

I hope it is some consolation
Your film has made a billion bucks
And it's not you, but it's Chewbacca who
Could really use a nip and tuck

Leia, you're really looking fine
Leia, the trolls have crossed the line
Leia, don't let the body shamers get you down

Just ignore the nasty comments
They're not the judgments that you seek
If I had to bet, those posters on the net
Ain't got no perfect 10 physique

Leia, you still look fine to me
Leia, in IMAX and 3D
Leia, don't you bother with the little trolls

Leia, you're really looking fine
Leia, the trolls have crossed the line
Leia, don't let the body shamers get you down

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