Everyone’s stressed out from all that I’ve heard I’m pretty sure Elmo just flipped me the bird (Elmo voice: hah!) It can drive you to madness til you can’t carry on But you can’t lose your mind if it’s already gone… so… Wind up your radio And Let’s get demented Gentlemen and all your lady-os Let’s get demented Tell your kin - Tell your twin! That the doctor is in let’s get demented They say you need meds- what you might need instead Is some Cocktails for Two and a Boot to the Head Sure, some of these singers are twisted or sick Like Lehrer, Silverstein and - who’s that guy? Yankovic? Wind up your radio Let’s get demented He took my call in the eighty-ohs Let’s get demented There’s stacks Oh there’s stacks . . Of laughing wax Let’s get demented Yes, we’ve all come to honor this great pioneer Except though for Dave….. Who Dave?  Dave’s not here. Wind up your radio And Let’s get demented With the millions of records he played-io Let’s get demented Let’s get numb, let’s get dumb-Fishheads! eat them up YUM! let’s get demented They’re coming to take me away haha And I don’t care As long as they get KMET Dead puppies are fun! they’re going to put you in the ASPCA Joke’s on them they won’t have me Don’t look Ethel! It’s was too late he’d already been mooned Meet me at Pico and sepulveda let’s get demented