Sarah Spoon: Bartender! A round of blue milk and gin for everyone!
(crowd cheers)
Bartender: What’s the occasion?
Sarah Spoon: It’s LIFE DAY!
Long time ago, galaxy far away
There aint no Hanukkah, there aint no Christmas day
Just a day - that’s all about life
When even darth Vader's gotta be nice
Started on that world of Kashyyyk
I Got my glowing orb and it’s on fleek
Gonna celebrate some joy and peace
Mind evaporator on cuz I’m a freak
It’s LIFE DAY
Talkin’ bout LIFE DAY
Mother fuckin’ LIFE DAY
Goin insane on Life DAY
It’s life Day
Mother fucking LIFE DAY
It’s LIFE DAY
Talkin’ bout LIFE DAY
Going up on’ LIFE DAY
Doin cocaine on Life DAY
It’s life Day
Mother fucking LIFE DAY
Bartender: But I thought Life Day was just a wookie holiday.
Sarah Spoon: You must have a bad motivator cuz everyone is celebrating it now. Everyone except that wack ass Empire!
Go ahead, put on your red snuggee
And walk over and give that wookie a hug, G
Think I’m frontin’, then you don’t know me
Don’t pray to Jesus, I pray to Kenobi
Peace and harmony, that’s what we’re here for
Got that good weed, straight from Endor
We’re gonna smoke up the tree of life
Find Princess Leia and fuck all night
on LIFE DAY
Talkin’ bout LIFE DAY
Mother fuckin’ LIFE DAY
Goin insane on Life DAY
It’s life Day
Mother fucking LIFE DAY
It’s LIFE DAY
Talkin’ bout LIFE DAY
Mother fuckin’ LIFE DAY
Doing cocaine on Life DAY
It’s life Day
Mother fucking LIFE DAY
Sarah Spoon: Hey, are you a correllian freighter? Cuz you’d look good getting tractor beamed into my docking port…
Waffle the Hutt: Dtay wonna wanga.beeska chata wnow kong bantha poodoo. Ho ho ho ho.
Sarah Spoon: mother fucking life day
