Little gerbil, crawl on up my butt
Little gerbil, I hope you don't get stuck
Little gerbil
I'm just as horny as I can be
I shove little animals in me
Little gerbil, let's jump in the car
Little gerbil, and head to the ER
Little gerbil
I pushed a hamster, right up my tail
Now I'm a human habitrail
Little gerbil crawl right in
Little gerbil please don't pierce my intestine
Little gerbil swim right back to me
Little gerbil come out now
Little gerbil ow ow ow
Little gerbil have you seen my car keys
Cause I need you, although you stink
I love you gerbil, I think I'll call you Lemmywinks
Oh little gerbil