I like fantasy and horror, you like 50 shades of gray Our love-life stalled so tonight we’re gonna role play You won’t need a police badge or nurse uniform at all Tonight our bedroom is a dungeon crawl… I’ll check each and every surface for traps and secret doors, I’m gonna loot the room! I’ll climb up on the furniture, I’ll get down on all fours, I’m gonna loot the room! Until every single opening is thoroughly explored, I’m gonna loot the room! I’m a gamer, baby, you won’t leave here bored… I’m gonna loot the room! Put on these wings and leather thong and latex rubber horns I lit some candles, drew a magic circle on the floor And you can be the succubus I tried to summon forth We can wrestle for your treasure and then both go back for more And check each and every surface for traps and secret doors, I’m gonna loot the room! I’ll climb up on the furniture, I’ll get down on all fours, I’m gonna loot the room! Until every single opening is thoroughly explored, I’m gonna loot the room! I’m a gamer, baby, you won’t leave here bored… I’m gonna loot the room! And I ordered beer and pizza, we can share a hero’s feast, But that’ll have to wait until we slay this sexy beast. And check each and every surface for traps and secret doors, I’m gonna loot the room! I’ll climb up on the furniture, I’ll get down on all fours, I’m gonna loot the room! Until every single opening is thoroughly explored, I’m gonna loot the room! I’m a gamer, baby, you won’t leave here bored… I’m gonna loot the room!
The FuMP
2019-08-20
Artist
Mikey Mason
Title
Loot The Room
This one started out years ago as a traditional acoustic ballad. I've been pushing myself to expand my musical range, while staying true to the geek rock comedy roots, and this one relates an old-school RPG dungeon crawl to an intimate encounter... So... Yeah. This song was made possible by my Patreon patrons, especially Robin Abess, Jon Haight, John Woolard, Jeremy Jackson and Jennifer Lewis, and James Doster. I will always be grateful to them.
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