He was God's gift to women you can ask him yourself
Little black books piling up on the shelf
Long cool hair and a bad attitude Absolutely sure
he was one hot dude
Chorus
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I was a little put off by our first meeting
and our second and third with your frosty greeting
But I was rewarded for all this rejection
When I saw you get dumped on the Love Connection
yeah
3am I was watchin' TV playing guitar drinkin' JD
I was back from California feelin' down in the dumps
But what I saw next pulled me outta my slump
There they were three women three men
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw you among them
Competing for the prize a red hot date
And fame among people who stay up real late well
You stood real cocky and you flipped your hair
waited for your chance to be put on the air
You answered your questions and you thought you impressed
But all the host had to say was "NEXT"
CHORUS
I shook my head in disbelief; why was I allowed to witness your defeat?
I know I shouldn't revel in other people's harm
Just for a moment I believed in Karma Well
You didn't get the date with the dame
But I hope you enjoyed your 5 seconds of fame
Maybe they should call the show Love Disaster
Now I am sure that the guests aren't actors So
From this story I searched for a lesson
I took a look at your self-expression
I guess even total jerks have a need for affection
All this I learned from the Love Connection Yeah
The FuMP
2012-01-03
Artist
Carla Ulbrich
True Story. I was practicing guitar. My neighbors kept complaining about my guitar playing, even though it was terrific, so I had the TV on to drown out my playing. Of course I didn't have cable, so there were only 2 stations to pick from, and on that evening my choices were a dating show and a test pattern. Tough choice, but I went with the dating show. I looked up from my pentatonic scales to see a guy I knew on that dating show. And the rest, as they say, is song fodder. This version was recorded in Nashville in 1998, before I recorded my 1st CD, and was never released. We just found this version on a cassette. Pretty hot band. I'm not in it. Despite my great guitar skills... that's me singing, tho.
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