It's a certified freak
It purrs seven days a week
Make that pull-out game so weak
It's wet-ass pussy.

Beat it up and catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Swipe your nose like a calling card
It's wet-ass pussy.

Gobble me and swallow me
Give everything you've got
Drip right down the side of me
Bring a bucket and a mop.

Hop on top, I want to ride
Calisthenics while inside
Pussy’s wet, come take a dive
It's wet-ass pussy.

(trumpet and kazoo solos)

I don't cook and I don't clean
Out in public, make a scene
Make it cream and make me scream
It's wet-ass pussy.

Pussy A1, just like his credit
He has a beard, I'm trying to wet it
I'm so sweet he's diabetic
Wet-ass pussy.

I don't want a garden snake
I need a cobra extra large
Park your big Mack lorry
Inside this garage!

From the top and make it drop
I am talking WAP WAP WAP
Macaroni in a pot
It's my girl's wet-ass pussy!