Kyle:
I got a robot and it’s way cool
It is giant and it just rules
I gotta megazord of my own
And I can access it with my phone
I punch in the numerical code
And some stuff behind me explodes Then I leap into the cockpit
And to monsters I do a hit
But the problem is it’s gigantic
It’s bigger than the Titantic
And my landlord scolds me a lot
It don’t fit in my parking spot
I ain’t got no robot garage
It’d get towed if it wasn’t so large And the tagger’s paint on its feet? That’s as high as taggers can reach.
Chorus:
My robot is too big
My robot is too big
This should be the high point of my superhero gig
Instead it’s like a giant metal robot albatross
If I knew where to keep it it’d be totally boss
My robot is too big
My robot is too big
This should be the high point of my superhero gig
It don’t break apart into manageable parts
My robot is breaking my heart
Ian:
My robot is really too much
But it’s power you really can’t touch
It is so impossibly strong
Bad guys just never last long
Though I think it might be unnatural
To use a robot against a purse snatcheral
But robot, you are my best friend
And we’ll be together ‘til the end
And it really is such a pity
To kick a carjacker half across the city
Is it wrong to pick on bad guys
That aren’t even the same size?
I acquired you to fight a Kaiju
But there’s nowhere that I could hide you
Can’t even take you to the drive thru
And I need five friends just to ride you!
Chorus
Kyle: It’s got an ankylosaurus for an arm
Ian: And a grill for making chicken parm
Kyle: It can turn into a big skateboard
Ian: And it’s eyebrows can’t be ignored
Kyle: One time I lost the keys and that stunk
Ian: When I wash it I wish that it’d shrunk
Kyle: It breaks up into 5 large pieces
Ian: But to move ‘em I need telekinesis
Kyle: I get power ups all of the time
Ian: There’s a vending machine on it’s side
Kyle: It can leap 10 miles in the air
Ian: And will help you grow chest on your hair
Kyle: It’s decidedly overpowered
Ian: It’s name abbreviated spells “H.O.W.A.R.D.”
Kyle: I live inside the control room
Ian: I gotta go tho, the rent is due soon Chorus
The FuMP
2020-07-07
Artist
Scooter Picnic
Title
My Robot is Too Big
Gee, it's been a while since there was an original Scooter Picnic song, hasn't it? Here's one! It's about giant robots! Massive mechas! Mega... zords! Guess which one of us came up with this idea it was Kyle.
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