The FuMP

Lyrics

Well I wrote a little song about Harry Potter
And it struck a big chord with Al Yankovic's daughter
That was a few years back, I'm sure she's moved on
But for a little while there, I was the bomb

Oh Nina, oh Nina, I have yet to meet ya
But according to your weird old man, you're a big old fan of mine
And that is so cool!
Oh Nina, oh Nina, sure your dad�s a genius
But Dumbledore beats a hardware store every time
Wouldn't you agree? Yeah, me too!

Well I really wanted you to hear this song
It's only one minute twenty-seven seconds long
So at the risk of being sent to a sanitorium
I went backstage at the Ryman Auditorium
To give it to your dad, to pass on to you

Oh Nina, oh Nina, I wanted to thank you by tweetin' ya
But that would be creepy, so instead I wrote you a song
Much more appropriate
Oh Nina, oh Nina, you and your Mom and Dad and Sandy and Dina
Are the coolest little family ever, like, awesome
And I bet you have the bestest house in all of California� cause I bet it's got...

Suits of armor, moving stairs, and ghosts who wander everywhere and
Talking pictures, headless knights, and trouble-making poltergeists and
Maps that know where people are, and fighting trees and flying cars and
Dinner plates that show up full, and cloaks that are invisible...
And 15,000 Hawaiian shirts�
Thanks Dad�
and YOU... NINA!
� you are the very coolest�
� and by the way, I'm available to play bat mitzvahs... and weddings!

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