Now You Have The Bridge, Spock
(Parody of “Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar)
He’s a real tough Captain with a long history
Of breaking lots of hearts cross the Galaxy!
Gone away, get a team to do it!
That planet’s M Class, let’s beam down to it!
Now you’ve got the Bridge, Spock!
You’re in command, you’ve got the Bridge Spock!
Now you’ve got the Bridge Spock!
Kirk is away!
With your Vulcan Grip and Mind Meld you don’t fight fair.
But with no emotions, you just don’t care.
Now sit down, the Bridge is your domain
‘Til the Captain’s back on the ship again!
Now you’ve got the Bridge, Spock!
The Enterprise is in your hands, Spock!
Yeah, now you’ve got the Bridge, Spock!
Kirk is away!
He’s a half-human Vulcan with a long history
Of solving all our problems logically!
You say that you don’t love, it has no place
But you’re still our favorite officer in Starfleet space
Now you’ve got the Bridge Spock!
But Kirk’s returning to the Bridge Spock!
Your command is at an end, Spock!
Kirk is OK!
Time to beam him up, Scott.
Beam the Captain to the ship, Scott.
It is time to beam him up Scott.
Kirk’s here to stay!