Jeremiah was full of bull-stuff
He was no friend of mine
I never understood anything he said, not a word
And he drank way too much wine
Yeah he had a glass in his hand all the time
Singing oy, what a world
Uncle Hector and Aunt Pearl
Oy to the fishes in the polluted sea
And oy to you, from me
If I was the king of the world
I tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the wars and the bars -- well not the bars
And the mother-in-laws. and this meshuganah president
Oy, what a world
Uncle Hector and Aunt Pearl
Oy to the fishes in the polluted sea
And oy to you, from me
Oy what a world
Oy what a world
Oy what a world
Oy my back hurts
Oy, what a world
Uncle Hector and Aunt Pearl
Oy to the fishes in the polluted sea
And oy to you, not me
You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun