Panda Parody Song
(parody of "Brandy" by Looking Glass 1972)

Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas of JoesDump.com
… verse 1
There’s a zoo not too far away
Moms and Dads watch their children play
Just to see furry things encaged
They’d never see at home
And there’s a bear in this smelly place
Some bamboo chewin’ in her face
She’s a Panda here from outer space
Lookin’ harmless by design
… chorus
And science says “Panda, Black and White Bear. Eatin’ all them bamboo trees”
But that thing could be an alien transplantee
… verse 2
Panda has a secret lair
Mind control hidden in her hair
A spaceship with galactic flare
And an anti-matter core
She came from a distant world
Plot and plan and to observe
Invasion fleets would be transferred
The earth is not her home
… chorus
And science says “Panda, Black and White Bear. Eatin’ all them bamboo trees”
They’re on earth and want to enslave humanity
… bridge
That Panda looked into my eyes and the things I saw were gory
The police did not believe a word when I told them the whole story
A tinfoil hat upon my head to stop their cunning plan
But no one else on earth will understand!
… verse 3
At night when the zoo's closed down
Is when I'm lurking all around
To look for things I haven't found
That ET hides so well
… chorus
And science says “Panda, Black and White Bear. Eatin’ all them bamboo trees”
They’re on earth and want to enslave humanity
Yeah science says “Panda, Black and White Bear. Eatin’ all them bamboo trees”
They’re on earth and want to enslave humanity