I met you in a toy shop. You were such a living doll. Except for that dumb living part, but we’ll bypass that wall. I can’t fit inside your mansion or your tiny little pool. I can’t join you at your 20 jobs or study at your school. I tried to ride your horse once and the poor thing broke in two. And yet you never scolded me. No wonder I like you. I can dress you up in anything, but you can’t dress me back. I want to live inside your world. Why can’t I be compact? Girl, I wanna take you to a plastic beach (you know a) tiny little paradise is within reach (you know I) know you’ll be so happy, though you’re without speech. (I want to) take a fakey walk with you on plastic beach. “You’re a woman of few words”, I said, “but I think we agree, that shrinking is a step that I should take for you and me.” I visited my doctor to discuss this major step. He blathered on about how shrinking’s not invented yet. My friends think I’m pathetic. Well, The haters gonna hate. I won’t be deterred by naysayers. I know our love’s my fate. They say that I’m a weirdo and they say that I’m depraved. All I want to do is walk with you beside the waves. Girl, I wanna take you to a plastic beach (you know a) tiny little paradise is within reach (you know I) know you’ll be so happy, though you’re without speech. (I want to) take a fakey walk with you on plastic beach. Don’t give me that look, girl. Despite what you saw, My heart is all yours, girl. You’ve got it all wrong. I ask you to heed this, my desperate plea. That mannequin you saw me with don’t mean nothing to me. Girl, I wanna take you to a plastic beach (you know a) tiny little paradise is within reach (you know I) know you’ll be so happy, though you’re without speech. (I want to) take a fakey walk with you on plastic beach. Girl, I wanna take you to a plastic beach (you know a) tiny little paradise is within reach (you know I) know you’ll be so happy, though you’re without speech. (I want to) take a fakey walk with you on plastic beach.