Ride down the block (Grand Theft Auto) Jump on a croc (Pitfall) Race as a Boo (Mario Kart 8 Deluxe) Chomp on a dot (Pac-Man) Birds in the lane (Flappy Bird) Sweatin’ from the strain Tune in and watch ‘Cause I’m playin’ games Camera on my face in the corner of the monitor Welcome all my viewers with a catch phrase and moniker Lighting and perfect make-up ‘cause of mad vanity Kids see me on their little screens and learn profanity I’m-a start playin’ a game then I’ll tell you what I’m doin’ Narrating the scene plus some little quips I threw in Many people tell me that I need to get a life At least I play the games, you just watch me, right? Couple hours each day you stay undaunted Watchin’ me play some game you wanted No charity fundraiser or anything laudable By the way this episode is brought to you by Audible I might get a little arthritis in my hands But I’m just actin’ like a jerk ‘cause I got to be Being this obnoxious comes naturally I’ll make millions every year because people keep watchin’ me Ride down the block (Paperboy) Load up your glock (Grand Theft Auto) Dig in the ground (Dig-Dug) Tour in Iraq (Call of Duty) Work on your aim Then fire up the MAME Tune in and watch ‘Cause I’m playin’ games Jump on a block (Super Mario Bros.) Shoot at a flock (Duck Hunt) Sit down and race (Gran Turismo) Stand up and rock (Rock Band) Run through the flames (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild) And back up your claims Tune in and watch ‘Cause I’m playin’ games Sega, Nintendo, or Sony? Sega, Nintendo, or Sony? Sega… hey, what about Microsoft? Man, screw Microsoft! I’m still mad at them for buying Rare. I want more Banjo Kazooie! I’m-a explain why you probably never seen me I never filmed a suicide while in the forest streaming It turns out YouTube audiences really aren’t forgiving Please believe when you see me I’m just trying to make a living I do dumb things all the time and I make it look so easy But even I know there’s a limit to what we see I think I need a break, my controller’s gettin’ greasy And I’m wheezing, feelin’ queasy, while I’m in my basement freezing I know that if I stick with it I’ll be a hit some day ‘Cause not just anyone can talk while they play YouTubers are common but I know it’s meant to be Hey look my view count just hit forty-three! Line up a block (Tetris) Pretend you’re a jock (Madden NFL) Pull out a spine (Mortal Kombat) Hob nob with Spock (Star Trek) Jump in the frame (Mario 64) Race with a train (Mario Kart 64) Tune in and watch ‘Cause I’m playin’ games Jump on a block (Q*Bert) Open a lock (Myst) Crap in your pants (Silent Hill) Fight with a rock (Mario Galaxy 2) Enter your name (high score screen) Or suffer through the pain (game over screen) Tune in and watch ‘Cause I’m playing games Sega, Nintendo, or Sony? Hey, what about ColecoVision? Sega, Nintendo, or Sony? Or the Intellivision? Sega, Nintendo, or Sony? I think I have an OUYA around here somewhere... Sega, Nintendo, or Sony?
The FuMP
2018-02-13
Artist
Devo Spice
Title
Playin' Games
I heard the song "Plain Jane" by A$AP Ferg (NSFW song) a few times on Hip Hop Nation but didn't think much of it, and usually turned it off when it got to the bridge because my kids were in the car. Then one day the DJ announced it by saying it had been certified platinum, so I let it play all the way through, paid close attention to it, and immediately thought of this parody.
This is a song about those people who play video games on YouTube and somehow get millions of people to watch them do it.
lyrics, music, vocals: T. Rockwell
other guy: I. Bonds
announcer: C. Mezzolesta
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