Poopin’ on the clock/ Poopin’ on the clock/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the clock/ Poopin’ on the clock/ Poopin’ on the clock/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the clock’/ When you're poopin’ on the clock you feel so alive/ there's nothing like payment, for your 9 to 5,/ for poopin’ a half hour, that's 15 bucks/ Poopin’ on the potty and wipin’ your butt/ I'm sitting on the throne just-a-taking a S**t/ I think to myself there’s nothing better than it/ Collectin’ green backs and collectin’ my thoughts/ Sittin’ on the pooper just-a-poppin’ a squat/ Poopin’ on the clock/ Poopin’ on the clock/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the clock/ Poopin’ on the clock/ Poopin’ on the clock/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the clock/ yeah baby/ I’m a double-O-Seven/ Zero work,/ Zero effort/ Seven bathroom breaks/ It's about mid-day onto coffee part two/ Another French press and we call it doo deux/ And I’m makin’ my way to the teacher bathroom/ there's another dude poopin’ , what do I do?/ I walk real fast, gotta keep it plugged in/ I’m clenching my cheeks, and my body's squirming/ I do a doodie dance to the bathroom stall/ drop my pants to a bathroom call/ Poopin’ on the clock/ Poopin’ on the clock/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the clock’/ Poopin’ on the clock/ Poopin’ on the clock/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the/ poopin’ on the clock/ Wrote this song, pooping on the clock./ Making money, pooping on the clock./ Poop half naked pooping on the clock / poopin’ on the clock poopin’ on the clock/ I wrote this song, pooping on the clock./ Making money, pooping on the clock./ I poop half naked, poopin’ on the clock/ poopin’ on the clock poopin’ on the clock
The FuMP
2024-09-17
Artist
Stu Sauce
Title
Poopin' On the Clock
If you are unemployed, this song is going to make you want to get a job! If you work, strap yourself into the porcelain God for a 2 minute ride called Poopin' on the Clock. It's everybody's favorite work-day activity! Stu Sauce wrote this song poopin' at work. It took him three sh!ts to do it, but the deed was done. Working as a school teacher is rough, but those 4 minutes inbetween classes and the time before and after teaching students made this song possible. Share it with your friends who poop, and those who zipped up their butt holes!
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