You know, if you had a filibuster-length name like "Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta" or "Nadya Denise Doud-Suleman Gutierrez," you'd be awfully tempted to shorten it to something manageable like "Lady Gaga" or "Octomom." So, really, can you blame 'em?

Here's a parody of "Poker Face" - the former's recent number 1 - about the latter's recent numbers 7-14.

P-P-P-Poker Players:
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics*
Cari Golden: Lead and backing vocals
Jared Ringold: Backing vocals
Bob Emmet: Pro instruments, pro recording, pro mixing, pro creation, pro duction, re-pro duction

*Thanks to Phil Alexander for allowing the filching of "football squad" and "six more breasts" from "Eight Babies - Eek!"