Woke up one day feeling unwell-- throat all sore and my lymph nodes swelled. I fell outta bed when I tried to arise, 'cause I've found that my legs are a much smaller size! Skin's taken on, like, a jaundiced hue. I'm worried, if I'm being honest, dude! I promise you that I've seen these symptoms before. A lingering sense that I just can't ignore! Hence, why I'm in a trance, on WebMD. Came to consciousness straight munching on my keys?! Gotta have some honey. Damn, I got the munches! Ham? I'll eat a ton. Young, scrappy, and HONGRY. Yeah, I'm feeling like a junkie. Eyes on the pillbox. Drugs make me feel good. Shout it from the hilltops! Oh, motherfucker. I am such a sucker. That's where I've heard this before--Garcia and Buckner, like... Chorus: Pac-Man Fever (Pac-Man Fever) It's driving me crazy Pac-Man Fever (Pac-Man Fever) Goin' out of my mind Pac-Man Fever (Pac-Man Fever) It's literally killing me I've got terminal Pac-Man Fever Big Round and yellow, well that's nothing new plus moving real slow and I'm hungry too I promise dude, this is just an average Tuesday I gotta stay at work, all my bills got their due date coming round the corner like a ghost, can you see it there? hunting me down all day, gotta be aware peeking round the way as I cruise through the avenue slammin down fruit and these pills that I've gathered too pupils dilate as I swallow down the biggest tab Feeling incredible, hearing all the pitter pat of the ghastly footsteps of spirits turning the tables as I wander near it You wanted my soul, well I'm claiming yours You can float through but I'm maiming doors As the pills wear off I'm left afraid Damn this Pac Man Fever! I've killed a maid! Namco video game Minus the "-eo game" and the "nam." That's a shame! It's a whole epidemic that'll fuck you up properly, and it's not just limited to a single property! Symptoms: puzzling. Got the Gun Pey. Katamari STD [sung like Katamari Damacy]: balls big and lumpy. Think I picked it up at the--strip club! Six feet under--Dig Dug! Big ugly mug in the shot at the station rap sheet full to the brim by location murder at the arcade, murder at atari murder through the gens, a literal safari So well known got invited to the bloodsport smash bros roster, DS and the Wii Port they finally caught me, they'll never make me pay I'll die in this cell block but legends never fade