There once was a Sorcher and his name was Rob. President of television was his job. He lived in the network all made of cartoons, but that’s not the point of this jaunty tune. He heard of a legend of magical nuns. A prophecy foretold by someone. The women of the cloth had a propensity to make a pumpkin bread of a great density. So Sorcher travelled day and night climbing mountains, seeing sights. Fighting mighty dragons and slaying them good and finally arriving in Hollywood. The magical nuns bestowed upon Rob pumpkin bread of the angels created by a mob of black and white clad ladies from the monastery. Now our holidays will be much more merry! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Santa Sorcher givin’ us pumpkin bread! One loaf for each, we’ll be well fed! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Santa Sorcher givin’ us pumpkin bread! Best present ever! You heard what I said! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! It’s a squishy, moist loaf of amazing. One bite in you’ll find yourself gazing up to the heavens in disbelief. It’s soft and pleasant on your unworthy teeth. It tastes like pumpkin. It tastes like soft. It’s a tiny bit eggy and there’s nuts on tawp. It makes me feel like a milliondy dollars. Luke: It’s pumpkin and also it’s bread. Kyle: HOLLA. It’s got the power to cure incurable diseases. It’s got the power to do anything it pleases. It can clean your apartment and that’s just a start it can probably beat John at Mario Kart. John: Nope. It can probably run for president. It can probably win for president. I wish that it were the president. Then we’d have a better president. Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Santa Sorcher givin’ us pumpkin bread! One loaf for each, we’ll be well fed! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Santa Sorcher givin’ us pumpkin bread! Best present ever! You heard what I said! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Luke: Hi, I am the great Luke Ski. Hi, I am a good MC. I enjoyed the pumpkin bread. Those are some words that I said. Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Santa Sorcher givin’ us pumpkin bread! One loaf for each, we’ll be well fed! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread! Santa Sorcher givin’ us pumpkin bread! Best present ever! You heard what I said! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin bread!
The FuMP
2017-12-24
Artist
TV's Kyle
We got really good pumpkin bread from the Hollywood Monastery as part of the company Christmas present this year. It's legendary. http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-monastery-pumpkin-bread-20130930-story.html
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