[verse 1]
There once was a farmer and his name was Ed
Who saw a big monster when he was a “ked”
Now he’s a widower with a son
But that’s not the point of a parody this dumb
He got a visit from some obnoxious kids
Riding motorbikes with their jumps and skids
Doing huge jumps for the thrill of it
But they landed on his son and they killed the kid
So Harley traveled day and night
Asking neighbors if they might
Know the legend and tell him where
To find an old witch with very little hair
The crazy old lady said that he should
Go out to the old graveyard in the woods
And bring the thing back but he should think twice
Because what he askin’ for got a powerful price

[chorus 1]
Pumpkinhead! Pumpkinhead!
Mr. Harley’s summoning Pumpkinhead!
Hunt down the kids till they all are dead
Pumpkinhead! Pumpkinhead!
(repeat)

[verse 2]
It’s a bony, huge, freak of a monster
Just one look you’ll see that it wants to
Disembowel you with its nasty teeth
Or maybe just throw you against a tree
It looks like evil, it sounds like death
It probably has really bad morning breath
It makes me feel like I’m the 100th caller
It’s a movie starring Lance Henriksen, holla!
It can kill you fast, it can kill you slow
It can hunt you down anywhere you go
It can sing karaoke and that’s just a start
It can probably beat Kyle at Mario Kart, nope
It can probably run for president
It can probably win for president
I wish that it were president
‘Cause then the press conferences would be so much more interesting, do you think? Just carnage and blood everywhere. It’d be great!

[chorus 2]
Pumpkinhead! Pumpkinhead!
Careful when you’re summoning Pumpkinhead!
Read the fine print or you’ll end up dead
Pumpkinhead! Pumpkinhead!
(repeat)

[verse 3]
Luke: Hi I am the great Luke Ski
Hi I am a good MC
I have not seen Pumpkinhead (Kyle: Me neither!)
Those are some words that I said

[chorus 3]
Pumpkinhead! Pumpkinhead!
TV’s Kyle sang about pumpkin bread
I had to get the song out of my head
Pumpkinhead! Pumpkinhead!
(repeat)

Pumpkinhead!

No!