Once a time there was a man in St. Petersburg He had big feet, he had big hands, and a big big beard This was all good but there was one thing the ladies want from he They scream and shout when it comes out, they all want to see Rasputin's Dick, big as a brick all the Russian ladies want a piece of it Rasputin's dick, three inches thick all the Russian ladies want a piece of it, Rasputin's dick So he whips it out, it goes round and round, they all watch in awe It hangs all the way to the ground, it cannot be stopped No one makes a sound they're hypnotized, they just sit and stare, There's nothing that could please them more then to see it bare